people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
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There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
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IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
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