This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
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I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
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It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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