Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
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I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
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I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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