when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
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I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
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trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
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