Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
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She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
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Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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