My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
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I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
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Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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