if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
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I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
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YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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