I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
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Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
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Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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