idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
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Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
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Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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