At least make sure they are 18
Why
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
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the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
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Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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