i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
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Houston, we have a squirter
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
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I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I wear drunk well.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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