Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
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I demand visitation hours with the duck.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
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I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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