if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Princesses don't give blow jobs
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
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Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
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It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I deserve this hangover.
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