Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I think my vagina is haunted
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
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I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
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Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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