the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
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we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
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I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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