we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
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Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
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I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
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