Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
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I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
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Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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