Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
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Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
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I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Boobs are out for the taking
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
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