i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
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if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
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He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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