How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I just want to make out with him forever
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Randomize