thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
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You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
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Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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