I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
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I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
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I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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