you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
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please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
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I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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