You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
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shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
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Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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