Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
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I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
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He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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