So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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