I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
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I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
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That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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