Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
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The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
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The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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