I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
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Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
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Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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