so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
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I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
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He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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