and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
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A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
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You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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