Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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