i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
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His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
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Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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