in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
She said her name was "party"
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
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going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
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Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
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