You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
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Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
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Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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