Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
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Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
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Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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