is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
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she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
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This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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