i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
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Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
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How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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