I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
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I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
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Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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