The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
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I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
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Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Sorry about my life...
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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