whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
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Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
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The feeling are messing with the penis
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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