chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
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she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
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She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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