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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
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He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
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well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I have feelings that need drinking.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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