Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
this beer tastes like vomit already
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
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They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
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Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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