I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
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He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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