i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
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she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
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Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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