What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
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There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
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We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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