Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
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What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
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After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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