Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
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FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
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Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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