Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
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And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
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90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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